The Ancient Greeks knew what was gay and what wasn't. Two guys wrestling in the nude in a colosseum was in no way, shape or form gay, because it was for sport, and sports are never, ever gay.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
JCPenney Finery
Nothing says "Not Gay" like an embroidered bucking zebra being struck by cute little lightning bolts emanating from a fluffy cloud.
Soothing Douche!
"Hey, Jack!"
"Yeah, whaddaya want, Bob?"
"I've been a bit of a nervous case lately. How's about giving me a soothing douche?"
"Sure thing, pal! And I'll make sure to focus on the inflamed and sensitive areas of your body!"
"Yeah, whaddaya want, Bob?"
"I've been a bit of a nervous case lately. How's about giving me a soothing douche?"
"Sure thing, pal! And I'll make sure to focus on the inflamed and sensitive areas of your body!"
Wet-Sheet Rub
Look, just because a guy is wrapped in a hot, wet sheet and "rubbed vigorously until all parts of it are warmed" by another guy who's wearing Viking slippers and drawstring shorts doesn't mean that either man or what they're doing is gay.
We can't say the same for standing in a small bucket of water, however.
We can't say the same for standing in a small bucket of water, however.
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